The Club Scene: A Practical Guide to Getting Lucky

The second thing to remember is that the bold approach can get you in some trouble. Some of the women at the various tables will have boyfriends that haven't arrived yet and they don't know you. It occasionally happens that they will get in your face later on. So be prepared for the occasional argument and rare fight outside the bar. Remember though that you didn't know any of them had boyfriends and this will lower the testosterone in their mates, or go outside and kick their ass if you so choose since they are probably assholes for approaching you anyway. Confidence breeds insecurities in other males and they will see you as a threat; so be prepared.

The Dance Club
A trendy dance club is more difficult than a bar to score with a chick. They either are, or at least think they are, of a higher caliber of woman than frequents a bar. They dress in trendier clothing (there is usually a dress code in force). They are more critical on your physical appearance, less interested in talking, and more into the superficialities of life such as beauty and social status. But what is fortunate for you is that they are usually more confident and aggressive. They are more open for an encounter with the right guy and if you do get them back to their or you place, they are animals in the sack.

The strategies at a club, where the music is blaring and the lights are flashing, are fewer than at a bar. Amazing them with your sense of humour or conversational skills is mostly out of the question unless you happen to have a mutual interest in smoking. There are no tables to approach as everyone will be standing, so that technique will be lost to you. What you will need is a skill in improvisation and an in tune sense of body language.

In a club there are always women who come alone. But they will be hard to spot if the club is at capacity and everyone is shoulder to shoulder. But, they tend to gravitate at the bar itself of near the dance floor. Their body language will be that of cool frustration and disinterest. As if they don't want to be there but have nothing more interesting to do on a Saturday night. They will look around occasionally but most of their attention is paid to their drink or the person behind the bar serving it, or if they are at the dance floor, to the people shaking their asses to the music.

With these women, you have one chance only to impress them. There is rarely a second if you blow it dude. A sense of humour is always the best approach to all women but especially these women in particular. What is most important is that you are in a great mood. All your senses are alive. You are able to react quickly to her reactions. If she is at the dance floor she might want to dance, so ask her. If she refuses, tell her that you are in the mood to and she can watch you from there if she wishes. Hit the dance floor and strut your stuff. If a speaker is available hop up on it so she can get a better view. Look over at her frequently and see her expression. Invite her to join you. If she comes, you are now in. If she refuses continue until the song is completed and then return to her. Ask her how she liked it. Buy her a drink. If she blows you off, you failed and move onto someone else. If she has a smile on her face and continues talking to you, you're in dude congratulations!

The girl at the bar is a tougher nut to crack. She is out, but is more interested in booze than meeting people. Our suggestion is to leave her alone. But if she is there for awhile, and no man is with her (she may be waiting for him at the bar) then at least you know she is by herself. If booze is her interest and you have cash to spend, and there is a place beside her to stand at the bar, then the following approach is most successful. You will need a strong stomach and high tolerance for alcohol for this to work.

First, you need to create a problem for her to solve. Bend over and tell her you want to have a shot but are unfamiliar with what is good since you usually drink beer or a Caesar perhaps. Tell her you heard a B52 is good but you haven't tried it yet. When she gives you a suggestion order it from the bartender even if you don't like it. Order two shots, not one. When the bartender returns with the shots, slide over one to her and lift your glass into the air. She will not refuse to drink with you. After gulping it down, slam the glass on the counter and have a grin on your face, as if that was a great choice for her to make. Say thank you and introduce yourself. Ask her name. If she responds positively then order another and continue with the conversation. Let your natural skills pick up on what to yell in her ear and if you continue to get positive feedback, you're in bud.

Conclusion
There are too many variables to advise you completely on every situation that could occur at a bar or dance club. All you have to remember is to have confidence, a good sense of humour, an ease with giving compliments, an ear that pays attention, a comfortable demeanor with eye contact, a memory for names, and a relaxed attitude. If you acquire and hone these skills, women will be available to you bud.

The writers of this article has had women drunk and sober come up to him and plant their asses on his lap, has also been opened mouthed face swallowed by females, has been invited to a night of bliss with a girl and her friend, has been fought over by rival women, and has been brought home numerous times by some of the greatest and most attractive hotties a fun city has to offer; with only a few bruises and many rejections to dull the festivities.

And before we forget, you may still be wondering about the fifty dollars mentioned at the beginning of this advice piece. That money is your trip home dude. Most women are uncomfortable traveling to your place after you have captured their libido. You will, most times, end up at their dwelling. The reasons are simple, all their things to change into are there, her friends will know where she is in case you're a creep, and lastly, she doesn't have to return out into the world with smeared make up and the smell of old sex in her crotch when the morning arrives; that my friend is your job! So keep that fifty bucks handy as you will never know where you will end up. There is not a city in all of Canada that you can't traverse the whole of with a simple Mackenzie and all it takes is the number for a cab. Enjoy!

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