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July 04, 2008 (09:20 pm)


The Club Scene: A Practical Guide to Getting Lucky

Club Scene Thirdly, you must remember that girls go out to have fun. They are not there to solve your need for sex, although they will if you play your cards right. They are out to enjoy themselves, dance, drink, and have a good time with friends. So don't bring them down or bore them with work or family problems, if you are not facilitating there need to enjoy themselves you mind as well go home and jerk off and save your cash for a shrink. Now on to two scenes and action you take to be successful.

The Bar
The bar is the easier of the two places to hook up with a woman. The music might be playing loud but the venue is large enough to hold sit down tables and therefore have a distance far enough away from the speakers to spark up a conversation and be heard. Why is this important? Well my naive friend, it is very rare for a hot babe to stroll up to you and sit on your face. In order for that to occur you have to do some work to show you're interested. The best way to do this is actually talking to her, man.

What you have to understand dude is that men do not pick up women in bars. It is the opposite. Once you understand this first principal you will be well on your way to sexual success. They will rarely show you interest until you approach them. It's your job to make initial contact, it's her choice to accept or decline. Don't bother sitting back aloof and sending her a drink in the hopes she comes over to thank you. It will not happen. She will assume you are a stalker and avoid you like the plague. Get in there and show you think she's hot.

But, if you are concentrating on only one girl you have missed the boat while at a bar. The dance club is more suited to that type of concentration. We will speak of that later. The reason why bars are more conducive to casual hook ups is because women frequent them in large groups. The type of bar I am speaking of must have a dance floor and DJ otherwise women will not enter in large numbers. They like to dance more than any other pastime, more than drinking and talking, even more than seeing whether your sorry ass exists so a dance floor and music is a must. Large groups of women increase your chances of success.

So now that we have established the type of bar best suited to your needs we can continue with the strategies used to get you laid. If you are shy, go home! There is no room for cowards in the world of sexual gratification. Leave your insecurities at the door and jump in with both feet dude. You can't even have the luxury of being sensitive as you will be rejected more often than encouraged. It's the plight of all men to be shunned by women. It's not personal, they don't know you. Perhaps they have a guy already, are on the rag or perchance are lesbian. You never know. So don't worry about it.

There are many strategies to hooking a babe for your bed but the best one in the art of the table approach. The table approach is the boldest in all of man's tricks to bagging a babe. It takes an extreme amount of courage and because it does it impresses the girls the most. It also solves the problem of trying to figure out which women are taken and which are available. It also exponentially increases your chances of success for the very fact that a few minutes of time at a table will expose you to a bulk of women who will remember you. When covering all the tables in the bar in only a short period of time you will know most of the girls in the esstablishment.

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