The Club Scene: A Practical Guide to Getting Lucky

Lastly, bring condoms and an extra fifty bucks that you will not spend at the bar, but more on the money later. You need condoms for obvious reasons, that is, you don't want to get caught without them both for her and your safety. Plus, it shows respect for the female that you are prepared. Women hate when they give themselves to you and you don't even have enough of a brain to bring a rubber. You may even lose a night of carnal pleasure just because you were too cheap to spend $7.99 on some fucking protection. So get with the program bud.

The Outing
Now that you are prepared, you have dressed in clothing appropriate to the location you are blessing with your presence, your pocket is filled with enough cash to get you and at least one lady friend (yes you will be paying for drinks dude so don't cheap out on it) pleasantly inebriated, and you have left your personal issues back at your place of residence, you are ready for some fun.

Once you have entered the establishment, it becomes yours. Take a look around; see what is going on in the room. Remember this is your place. You own it. Self confidence is the most attractive feature to a woman so take ownership of the bar. Scan the room and see where all the best prospects are. Don't hang too long, you are not a peeping tom, a quick glance around then off to the bar for a refreshment. Order what you are comfortable drinking but shy away from fruity drinks, Pina coladas are not what you are about. Let the ladies drink those. Get a beer or anything that doesn't involve an umbrella floating in it.

Once you have done this, its time for introductions. This may be difficult if the music is eardrum-exploding loud but determined you must be. This is why a bar is a better place to score than a dance club. Tables of women are where the action is. One-on-One is difficult as you will be judged solely on your appearance and unless you are a clone of Brad Pitt your chances go down significantly. You may have to resort to eye contact across a crowded and loud room to see potential but we work with what we have. It's best to separate the two venues to determine what action to take which we will do in the following paragraphs but both situations do have things you need to take to heart in order to be successful.

First off, eye contact is important. Look at the person you are interested in whether you are talking close up or seeing her from across the room. When eye contact is made, smile. You don't want to look like a potential stalker so smile at the girl dude. Don't look away until she does. It establishes you in her mind. If she is across the room and continues staring invite her over to speak to you. If she declines and invites you, go to her and spark up a conversation, but more on that later.

A second important factor in your adventure is body posture. Do not be closed. Don't cross your arms shutting out the room. Sit or stand in a relaxed manner, enjoy yourself, smile easily, don't look at the floor, position yourself where you are easily accessible, you are out to enjoy yourself not sit and brood about the bullshit in your life. An introspective quiet person rarely gets the girl.

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