Top 5 Stupid Break-Up Cures

5 - Get Drunk.
Wow, that would be stupid. I'm sure you can guess the typical scene; the drunken guy/girl sobbing in the corner of a dark bar, and finds a loving ear and a dry shoulder to help.

Reality: A girl/guy screaming and spewing snot all over the bar, trying to get attention and love from anything around. You can add any of the following to the end of the night (you can even mix!):

A) Police
B) Good Beat-down from local bar-goer
C) One hell of a shitty night/ Puke/ Hangover.

In any case, do you REALLY think drinking will help your problem? No, It'll only make things worse.

4 - Get High.
Wow! Now you're just trying to hurt yourself aren't you? Yeah, drugs are good for numbing and distorting reality. Of course, you'll just daze away the pain.

Reality: OR you'll bad-trip like you never have before. No matter the drug, you'll feel those darn side-effects. Just try to imagine someone bad-tripping and having hallucinations; WHILE being depressed. Sounds fun, no?

3 - Sleep with a rebound.
Ha! That'll show him/her, right? Nope! It'll only make you feel like horrible shit, fulfilling the emptiness, by going completely irrational. It will only make matters worse. Though the effects might not be as evident as the alcohol or drugs, they'll follow you around for some time (especially if you didn't wear that little rubber friend of yours).

Besides, I think her sister/brother is out of bounds for at least a month. Ah fine! Two weeks.

2 - Listen to an Emo Band, or Much Worse, START an Emo Band.
I think a name says it all. Starting a band named something like "My Bleeding Heart is the Love for the Fashion Dead Birds from Tears" (MBHISTLFTFDBFT for the cool kids) will most likely get you more hate mail then fan mail. Please, for the love God, go drink instead!

1 - Call Your Ex or See Her/Him Again.
We all did it. If you haven't done it, you probably will. DON'T DO IT. It is the stupidest action you can take. It's like mixing a drink with drugs while having sex with your Emo band mate. 'Nuff said!

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